Anonymous asked:
why dont u bleach ur skin u black bitch aha

Why would I want my skin to look like the color of cum? Ill pass you stale marshmallow.

Anonymous asked:
can you donate to me a orgasm?

I can donate you a bottle of water.

Anonymous asked:
How do you not miss the single life? Theres so much pussy out there! Its cool ;)

How? Because my girl pleases me in every aspect of life, including sexually and you sound like a lame lol “it’s cool”, go back on PornHub.

Anonymous asked:
Do you send yourself anons so you can respond to them or do you just have the most creative haters ever

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Anonymous asked:
do u like answering questions or do u jus do it to do it?

I love answering questions, I love giving advice, but most of all, I love being an asshole (myself).

Anonymous asked:
do you wear converses?

Yeah, I got a few pairs of Chucks.

fuzzykitty01:

yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.
weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
sapphrikah:

yellowxperil:

lion:



oh my GOD

wow though.
mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta